Wednesday, February 24, 2010

HUNTER KILLS NOTORIOUS WOLF, RESCUES WOLF’S LUNCH

A hunter saved the lives of an old lady and her granddaughter yesterday after killing a notorious wolf and finding both women alive in the wolf’s stomach.

The hunter came across the wolf after hearing loud snoring inside the old woman’s
cottage and thought the loud snoring might have meant that the frail grandmother needed help. Upon entering the cottage, which had its door left open, the hunter found the wolf asleep with a bulging stomach. The hunter gutted the wolf upon realizing the bulge was probably the old lady, who seemed to be missing from the house. The granddaughter, Elisabeth, was also found in the stomach. “I was so scared; it was so dark in there.”

Elisabeth had been tasked that morning, by her mother, with bringing fresh bread, sweet butter, and a bottle of wine to her sick grandmother. Elisabeth, who is from the Town, and approximately a thirty minute walk from her grandmother’s forest cottage, originally met up with the wolf a mile from the cottage. She was unaware of the devious plot laid out by this fiendish creature though.
She said the wolf came off as a gentle and friendly creature who gave her the great idea to pick wildflowers for her grandmother. Elisabeth gave the wolf the location to her grandmother’s cottage during this brief conversation. While picking the forests wildflowers, which are protected by the state, she got so off track and into the woods that the wolf was able to arrive at the cottage before Elisabeth.
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The older lady, Old Red Riding Hood, has recently had a series of illnesses. Her daughter, Middle Red Riding Hood, decided to send her daughter with a basket of goods she thought would cheer up her mother.
Upon entering her grandmother’s cottage though, Elisabeth said, “Something didn’t feel right, which is weird because I always loved going to my grandmothers.” Indeed something was not right in the household. When Elisabeth approached her grandmother she noticed her grandmother had grown giant ears, fangs, and hair all over her body.

When Elisabeth questioned her grandmother why she had such big teeth, her grandmother replied, “The better to eat you with!” and quickly gobbled up the small child. Elisabeth eventually found her grandmother in the beast’s stomach, prompting her to realize that she had been fooled by the wolf.
It wasn’t soon afterward though that the hunter heard the loud snoring of the full bellied beast.

It was clear to the hunter that this grandmother was no grandmother but a wolf he had been hunting for some time now. Using his hunter instincts he was able to gut the creature and safely remove the two women, who had been swallowed in one bite, freeing them of imminent death.

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